For the last 2+ years I have been trying to get permits to repair the bulkhead out at our Vashon Island place.  It’s been an exercise in futility at just about every step.

When I first started, I was trying to do it all on my own without any help.  I figured it couldn’t be too much harder than applying for a grading permit.  Boy was I wrong.  Because we were repairing a bulkhead, and it was on a beach, we were screwed.

Besides the county, 6 other government agencies wanted my money and for me to fill out reams of paperwork.  Here in Washington, they’ve at least consolidated it to a process called JARPA for Joint Aquatic Resource Permit Application.  Unfortunately, it’s hundreds of pages of detail, much of which I couldn’t figure out.  On top of that, contacting any of these agencies referred you to the others in an endless circle of bureaucracy.

I’ve worked with various permit agencies before, and I realize that there are regulations and reasons for what they do.  In many cases, they were very stringent with what their requirements and processes were for.  I completely understood, or at least understood where they were coming from.

That’s not the case here.  I cannot believe the stupidity and sheer red tape that is in place that makes a homeowner completely unable to repair a failing system that is putting their property and neighbors at risk.  I’m not asking to build a huge wall – I love the environment and do as much as I can to protect it.  I want to **replace **some damaged boards, and fix what I and everyone else has considered a hazardous situation.

I finally resorted to hiring someone who specializes in the permit process.  Since then, things have gone better, but the stupidity continues.

At one point, someone in the process said that there were bald eagles nearby, so we might have to pay to have an endangered species survey.  I’m not sure how replacing boards in a bulkhead would really change what bald eagles are doing, but I’m sure it’s another way for the state to make money.

At another point, we were advised we’d have to get insurance for any inspector coming on site to our location.  That way if they hurt themselves, the state didn’t have to pay L&I for them – our insurance would!  This almost made me lose it!  I eventually argued with them and they backed down.

Now, we’re being told we have to grow specific plants and grasses across a large portion of our yard since we’re near a marine area.  I really don’t understand how we can suddenly be required to do this when no one else for miles around on the beach has the same requirements.  This proposal would take a significant amount of our land away and obscure our view.

People on the island told me I should just fix it and deal with it afterwards.  We’ve already missed our construction window (again – 3rd year in a row!) and there’s no end in sight.  It feels like the right thing to do is to just do it and deal with the consequences afterwards.  I think we’ll end up spending $5,000 on permits and fees for a job that will cost about the same.

It really truly believe that the State of Washington and King County are doing a disservice to us, the people who live here.  They’re making it harder to maintain and improve property that they continually raise the taxes on.  At some point, people will just do what they need to do, or go find another place to live where they aren’t so stupid.

Posted by Steve Mitchell

I'm a technology nerd who loves sailing, music, and writing. I have at least 10 projects going on at any time, and love discussing all of them. When not playing the piano, you can find me on the water